What I'm Consuming, December: Emma's Big Bowl Salad

Folks, it's good.

Recently my sister shared her newfound salad recipe in a series of Instagram stories because she’s a nut. Unfortunately for me, the salad is really good. Fortunately for you, she sent me the screenshots of the recipe which I’ll transcribe here, even though, according to a tweet I can’t find but also can’t stop thinking about, something something about h…